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Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Black Death

Black Death (2010)

Writer: Dario Poloni
Director: Christopher Smith
Starring: Eddie Redmayne(which may i add is the most appropriate surname i've ever heard. it means for a bijillion years the family redmayne have been gingers. i love genetics.) , Sean Bean

a monk goes with a band of church bounty hunters to kill the head witch of a mystical town that has not been affected by the plague.

The Woman
i don't know what i was expecting from this movie, but it certainly wasn't a slow moving historicalish account of the bubonic years. wait. yes i do. i was expecting some outrageous action/horror movie because of the way this was advertised. this was kind of really boring. there was a lot of blah, blah, blah, interrupted by a few moments of blood spray and drawing and quartering. it went on far too long and had at least two missed ending points. i walked away with a who cares? sort of an attitude. that's not really good. there's no way to piss off an audience more than to advertise action and present historical. oh well, on to the next one.

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