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284 MOVIES (released titles only)

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Queue Numbers

#50- Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

#100- Black Swan

#200- Mysteries of Lisbon

Last- Once Upon a Time in Anatolia

Monday, February 14, 2011

Ninja Cheerleaders

Ninja Cheerleaders (2008)
Written by David Presley
Directed by David Presley
Starring Trishelle Cantannella, Ginny Weirick, Maitland McConnell, George Takei, Michael Pare

chicks with big boobs learn ninja things from their srtip club boss george takei who gets kidnapped by the mob. they then have to save him while simultaneously winning a stripping contest prize to give them enough money for brown tuition, dodging a "dark ninja" assassin named kenji, and cheerleading for their junior college.

This is another movie of which we caught a few minutes on cable and decided to add it to the queue.  It was probably before the commencement of this blog.

In two separate incidents I saw two different scenes.  The first was some kind of training thing with Takei talking to the girls; the second was the cheerleading coach (yes, they actually do cheers in the movie) taking crap from his friends for coaching cheer rather than basketball or something.  They were both pretty awful, but they had the inkling of "awe" in the awful that is sometimes too easy to spot.

This movie missed my expectations by just a little bit.  A detailed discussion of it will earn me more crap from el Woman.  Plus, I'm at work so I can't give it as much time as I might like to anyway.  With that said, the plot actually made sense and wasn't entirely linear.  The production and the acting were pretty darn poor, and there wasn't enough self-awareness to make it that kind of fun to watch.  And the little jump cuts to bare breasts were actually annoying in that they had zero connection to anything else.  It was almost as if someone thought, "Gee. People are going to see that poster and think this is a T&A movie.  We should give them a little T&A."

You don't have to watch this movie.  This movie will disappoint you.

The Woman
super lame. too lame and boring to be funny. nobody showed ant areola either. bad choice on our parts to watch it in it's entirety.

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