Director: Louis Leterrier
Starring: a bunch of muscles and liam neeson and that hardcore dude who played one-eye in "valhalla rising"
Synopsis
man has decided to rebel against their creator zeus. the gods are pissed off. "release the kraken"
The Woman
sometimes i think i'm too critical of the things we watch and i should lower my expectations a little and just enjoy. even if i did that it would not make a difference when it came to watching this. why does the machine feel the need to redo movies? there was nothing to this movie at all. it moved too fast (dare i say) and didn't make much sense motive wise, and was too and then they did this, and then they did this, and then "release the kraken". ralph fiennes was just playing voldemort with hair and a nose. terrible. there was obviously too much penis involved with the reinvisioning because there was no focus on character at all. there was lots of focus on gigantic scorpions and weird bark skinned people and cg effects. the only thing that would surprise me about this "film" is if there was no sequel coming..... yep. i just looked things up and prepare yourselves for a clash of the titans trilogy. the first one wasn't enough of a disintegrating turd in the rain, we need more giant scorpions! we demand more god on demi-god action!!!!! why does everything have to be a trilogy. i want four! give me a quatorze-ology. (that was a bono joke if you aren't hip enough) yes. no. i desire more than macaroni pictures! i desire 14 clash of the titans in 3d! where the only thing differentiating them from a straight to dvd release is the massive amount of money spent on effects. with free taco bell to anyone who pays for a ticket. yessss. the smell of taco bell and 3d grecians. nothing sounds better to me. release the diarrhea!
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