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Sunday, May 23, 2010

The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror

The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror (2007)
Director: Jaymes Thompson
Writer: Jaymes Thopson
Starring: A bunch of aspiring gay actors of whom you'll probably never hear again.

A series of groups of gay people (mostly just gay men and lesbians, but there's one straight woman and one transvestite) are each late in reserving lodgings for some sort of big event; so they end up at this dilapadated inn.  This place flys the rainbow, but it's actually run by a strange Christian woman (who has a shrine to both Jesus and W in what's a really weak piece of political commentary) and her possibly-lesbo daughter and deformed son who was formed from the sperm of 100 RNC delegates.  Carnage ensues, killing most of the queers and eventually the family.  Few are left standing.

The Woman
um. picture motel hell, but with an entirely gay cast. remove the pig chainsaw fight, and replace it with a guy with a painted garbage bag on his legs undulating around. now, take away a couple grand from the budget. voila. you do not have to watch this movie now.

This is a movie.

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