Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
Writer: Rick Riordan (novel) Craig Titley (screenplay)
Director: Chris Columbus
Starring: some kids and a bunch of adults you wouldn't think would be in a crappy kids movie i.e steve coogan
percy jackson finds out he is the son of the god Poseidon! he goes to this camp for "demi-gods" to hone his skills as a "hero". he has been accused of stealing zeus' lightning bolt and a war of the gods is set to commence on the summer solstice if it is not returned. he is completely innocent! he sets out on a journey with his satyr "protector" and a chick "demi-god" who wears armor with big boobies (don't get excited guys it's not revealing in any way) to free his mother from hades and find the lightning bolt.....all before the summer solstice which is like a week away!!!
i have no idea why i wanted to watch this. it was a total lame tweeny movie. it didn't have the balls to even be a teen movie. i know it's from a kids book.....did i mention this was lame? i love how thew war of the gods is set on a date. who would they be warring with? because at the end (right at midnight on the summer solstice) they were chilling in a big room together. what happens when this kid has a kid? is it a quarter-god? what happens if he has a kid with the demi -god chick? is it still a demi- god? or a whole god?
ooo! i forgot to mention this kid had dyslexia that turned all words into the greek alphabet and scrambled them around. he could read it though if it was in ancient greek. perfect sense! i hope to mount olympia there will not be anymore of these. the colon in the title makes me a little worried.