Writer: Karl Gajdusek
Director: Joel Schumacher
Starring: NIK CAGE, Nicole Kidman reaching back into her "malice" days
a burglary goes awry in a diamond dealers mansion when he throws an unexpected wrench in the works by not cooperating. he loves his family. they love him. they are all full of piss and vinegar. they won't take shit lying down. i'm making this sound way more exciting than it actually is. flash back, flashback, attempt at twist, attempt at twist. fire. end.
you know when you watch a movie and just from the opening title you think to yourself, oh christ, here we go. think of the "twilight saga: new moon" or......there are more.... this was one of those movies. end credits. joel schumacher. oh! that's why. of course. silly me. this was like every other schumacher movie. crummy and brainless. you don't have to think about anything while watching his movies. they are excellent opportunities for multitasking. in one ear, brain catches dialog. nuff said. i suppose sometimes that's what's needed. i'm not going to rip this one apart because, really, who cares. have you seen 8mm? yup.