Not Forgotten (2009)
Director: Dror Soref
Writer: Tomas Romero, Dror Soref
Starring: Simon Baker, Paz Vega, Chloe Moretz, the dude who played the punk latino in "head of the class", and long duck dong had a few lines
Synopsis
this guys daughter gets kidnapped, and it's about him finding her. they live on a border town with mexico, and there's this vodoo- like religion involved called la santa muerte, and the mexican mob, and FBI agents, and the guy has a hidden paaaaaast. THRILLER
The Woman
this had the production value of a lifetime movie. it also had the plot of a lifetime movie, but with the occasional mexican stripper swaying topless against a pole. i must have put this on the queue when i was less discerning about the things i picked. lamedy lame, lame, lame. it didn't help that our blue-ray player is having issues talking with netflix instant play. it took me forever to watch it, and then i just ended up demanding it from starz on demand to complete my journey of stupidity. i think there were supposed to be surprises about each of the parents pasts, but they weren't presented in the "a ha!" way, and i didn't care to begin with. the ending was also weird and stupid, and almost a little confusing on a logical +la santa muerte rituals. i can't even think of anything else to say. just turn on lifetime movie network, imagine meredith baxter is simon baker, turn middle america suburbia into del rio, and imagine some boobies, in the background, and a little more blood. oh, and you have to pretend meredith is into la santa muerte
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