Saturday, June 2, 2012
I Sell the Dead
Writer: Glenn McQuaid
Director: Glenn McQuaid
Starring: Dominic Monaghan, Larry Fessenden
a guy tells the tale of his exploits as a grave robber. they turn out to cover the whole spectrum of horror movie supernatural "monsters"
Yeah, I've got nothing on this one. I guess it was good technically, but I didn't care about anybody in front of or behind the camera. This will be my simple, "meh" of the seven reviews I'm trying to do this morning.
It's nice to see Dominic Monaghan's name above the title--fuck, that's probably what got this made because it certainly wasn't Ron Pearlman--but he could do better than this shit.
boring as well. i drifted in and out of paying attention. there was just something missing about this one. it had great elements to it, but it became predictable in it's humor and not i a funny way. boo.