tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21006838698306365572024-03-05T07:19:14.353-05:00MOster & The Womanmovie reviews and snarkinessMOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.comBlogger439125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-59534902680862380642013-02-03T17:48:00.004-05:002013-02-03T17:59:06.320-05:00Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1MOster Stream
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Written by Tyra Banks
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MOsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13403950501340931971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-8956512058069523132012-07-23T10:08:00.001-04:002012-07-23T10:08:28.266-04:00District 13: Ultimatum
District 13: Ultimatum
Writer: Luc Besson
Director: Patric Allessandrin
Starring: Cyril Raffaelli, David Belle, Philippe Torreton
Synopsis
District 13 is in danger of a nefarious plot by developers. Eventually people become physically violent in their support of or opposition that.
P.S. The Prime Minister is actually not evil.
The Woman
super shme! i don't remember much from MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-28566536031955685272012-07-23T09:59:00.002-04:002012-07-23T09:59:19.895-04:00Sherlock HolmesSherlock Holmes (2009)
Writer: Michael Robert Johnson, Anthony Peckham, Simon Kinberg (all screenplay), Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (characters)
Director: Guy Ritchie (sigh or growl)
Starring: Robert Downey Jr, Jude Law
Synopsis
sherlock holmes and the case of the black magic man.
MOster
I really thought I'd done this one. I was annoyed by the style, yes. But not the MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-78549112254247566852012-06-15T07:43:00.004-04:002012-06-15T07:43:44.813-04:00The Imaginarium of Dr. ParnassusThe Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus (2009)
Writer: Terry Gilliam, Charles McKeown
Director: Terry Gilliam
Starring: Christopher Plummer, Lily Cole, Heath Ledger, Andrew Garfield, Verne Troyer
Synopsis
uhhhhhhhhh. good vs. evil in the form of a monk with an imaginarium and the devil influencing and making pacts.
MOster
This is definitely a better example of Gilliam than his last movie MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-39517845706142545312012-06-11T07:06:00.000-04:002012-06-11T07:06:19.233-04:00Ninja Assassin
Ninja Assassin (2009)
Writer: Matthew Sand, J. Michael Straczynski
Director: James McTeigue
Starring: Rain, Naomi Harris
Synopsis
Ninja schools take babies and abuse them until they become ninjas. One such ninja takes issue with something that happens in his house and bucks the system.
The Woman
it was like they blew all the budget for the whole movie on the CG blood. it's kind ofMOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-64994845452257634482012-06-11T06:49:00.001-04:002012-06-11T06:49:21.555-04:00PAULPaul (2011)
Writer: Simon Pegg & Nick Frost
Director: Greg Mottola
Starring: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig
Synopsis
some dorky guys from the UK. after going to comic-con, go on an rv road trip through america. they run into (literally?) an alien named paul. then they run into jesus loving kristen wiig. all while being chased by some government agents.
MOster
MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-21587948576964120162012-06-03T10:44:00.003-04:002012-06-03T10:44:52.003-04:00DriveDrive (2011)
Writer: Hossein Amini (screenplay), James Sallis (book)
Director: Nicolas Winding Refn
Starring: Ryan Gosling, Carrie Mulligan, Bryan Cranston, Al Brooks
Synopsis
a stunt driver who hires himself out as a getaway driver, gets in over his head when he breaks his rules about socializing.
The Woman
this thing was everything i wanted it to be. it lived up to expectation...in a MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-69718757023223950702012-06-03T09:40:00.001-04:002012-06-03T09:40:43.580-04:00The Change-UpThe Change-Up (2011)
Writer: Jon Lucas, Scott Moore
Director: David Dobkin
Starring: Jason Bateman, Ryan Reynolds, Leslie Mann, Olivia Wilde
Synopsis
judge reinhold is played by jason bateman. fred savage is played by ryan reynolds. instead of a skull, it's a fountain. instead of realizing and accepting how difficult each others respective life is, they realize and accept how happy MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-67419190012257082452012-06-03T09:11:00.001-04:002012-06-03T09:11:52.742-04:00Pirate Radio
Pirate Radio (2009)
Writer: Richard Curtis
Director: Richard Curtis
Starring: Nobody, really.
Featureing Bill Nighy, Phillip Seymour Hoffman (who I forgot until I saw the poster, and this is the second most recent movie for me to watch, so I don't know if you actually need to read the review), Tom Suttridge, Rhys Darby, etc., some hot, older woman who I've forgotten and whom I don't care MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-69122337776458854262012-06-03T09:11:00.000-04:002012-06-03T09:11:37.894-04:00The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New OrleansThe Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009)
Writer: William M. Finkelstein
Director: Werner Herzog
Starring: The Nic Cage
Synopsis
an addict of a police lieutenant bumbles his way through covering his desperate addict behavior. this gets him into some trouble in the underworld. sort of.
MOster
This movie annoyed the shit out of me. The first movie was powerful MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-47338664707565180722012-06-02T19:15:00.003-04:002012-06-02T19:15:29.191-04:00Female Trouble
Female Trouble (1974)
Writer: John Waters
Director: John Waters
Starring: Divine
Synopsis
Divine goes through some crappy circumstances and comes out like a champ? Something like that. It's difficult to come up with a good synopsis of a Waters movie.
I don't know. How about, "There's no poo eating in this one."
The Woman
i slept through most of this and i'm MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-68466396500160979862012-06-02T19:15:00.002-04:002012-06-02T19:15:20.553-04:00I Sell the Dead
I Sell the Dead (2008)
Writer: Glenn McQuaid
Director: Glenn McQuaid
Starring: Dominic Monaghan, Larry Fessenden
Synopsis
a guy tells the tale of his exploits as a grave robber. they turn out to cover the whole spectrum of horror movie supernatural "monsters"
MOster
Yeah, I've got nothing on this one. I guess it was good technically, but I didn't care about anybody in front MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-59222197765055116272012-05-30T07:52:00.000-04:002012-05-30T07:52:55.349-04:00Rescue DawnRescue Dawn (2006)
Writer: Werner Herzog
Director: Werner Herzog
Starring: Christian Bale, Steve Zahn
Synopsis
the true story of Dieter Dengler and his capture and escape from a POW camp in vietnam.
MOster
Verner + Christian = good times. Throw in some Steve Zahn and you've got yourself a well-rounded deal.
We also watched the documentary about this, Little MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-18362889584326096242012-05-30T07:51:00.000-04:002012-05-30T07:51:26.780-04:00Where the Wild Things AreWhere the Wild Things Are (2009)
Writer: Spike Jonze & Dave Eggers (screenplay), Maurice Sendak
Director: Spike Jonze
Starring: Max Records, James Gandolfini
Synopsis
Kid lashes out at his mom, goes into a fantasy world, and learns that people suck everywhere, regardless of species.
The Woman
i didn't like it. it was way boring. knowing who directed it kept bringing up the MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-27773974780418988172012-05-30T07:48:00.000-04:002012-05-30T07:48:36.630-04:00The Box
The Box (2009)
Written and Directed by Richard Kelley
Starring Caaymerrohn Diyaz, James Marsden, Frank Langella
Synopsis
a mysterious package arrives at a suburban residence in virginia. an offer is made by a mysterious fellow with a quarter of his face burned off. the mr. & mrs. can push the button on the box and receive a million smackaroons or they can just not and MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-33408387728210056642012-05-25T17:51:00.000-04:002012-05-25T17:51:06.785-04:00The Lovely BonesThe Lovely Bones (2009)
Writer: Fran Walsh / Philippa Boyens / Peter Jackson (screenplay), Alice Sebold (book)
Director: Peter Jackson
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Stanely Tucci, Rachel Weisz, Saoirse Ronan
Synopsis
"My murderer was a man from our neighborhood. I took his photo once as he talked to my parents about his border flowers."
The Woman
this one's on the list! the shittiest MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-77936936624214688102012-05-23T07:40:00.002-04:002012-05-23T07:40:55.895-04:00BeastlyBeastly (2011)
Writer: Daniel Barnz (screenplay), Alex Finn (novel)
Director: Daniel Barnz
Starring: Alex Pettyfer, Vanessa Hudgens
Synopsis
a modern version of beauty and the beast, written by someone who, it seems, watched "cruel intentions" 900 too many times.
The Woman
Ghastly.
"love is never ugly" hahahahahahahaha. that's more entertaining than the movie so MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-92120873623391743082012-05-23T07:29:00.001-04:002012-05-23T07:29:50.160-04:00StolenStolen (2009)
Writer: Glenn Taranto
Director: Anders Anderson....for total seriousness.
Starring: Jon Hamm, Josh Lucas
Synopsis
a child's abduction and murder from the 50s is interlaced in the investigation of a detective's son's abduction from 8 years ago.
The Woman
shme. it held my interests, which i guess is saying something. it had the forehead a.k.a. dawson leary, a.k.a. james MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-72574041239895809662012-04-28T09:15:00.004-04:002012-04-28T09:15:32.435-04:00Water for ElephantsWater for Elephants (2011)
Writer: Richard LaGavenese (screenplay), Sara Gruen (novel)
Director: Francis Lawrence
Starring: Mr. Sparkle McGlitterpants, Reese Witherspoon, Christoph Waltz
Synopsis
a vet-in-training's parents are killed while he's taking his final exam. instead of finishing school at cornell he leaves town and joins the circus. he falls in love with an elephant MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-15768831321515126982012-04-24T17:52:00.001-04:002012-04-24T17:52:05.514-04:00Hamlet 2Hamlet 2 (2008)
Writer: Pam Brady, Andrew Flemming
Director: Andrew Flemming
Starring: Steve Coogan
Synopsis
An out-of-work, shitty actor has just one more show to prove that the high school drama program he runs must be saved.
The Woman
i went into this with expectation. i've been waiting for this one for awhile. and i told myself as it began you are dumb. don't have expectations.MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-5428478039647833222012-04-24T11:38:00.004-04:002012-04-24T11:38:49.873-04:00Volcano HighVolcano High (2001)
Writer: Tae-gyun Kim, Dong- heon Seo
Director:Tae-gyun Kim
Starring: Hyuk Jang (Andre 3000)
Synopsis
yet another mtv attempt at uber coolness in the form of a dubbed korean movie about a high schooler with special powers who fights off the dictatorial staff of his newest high school (he's gotten kicked out of 8 other schools because of his rebellious streak and MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-44532158342992134232012-04-24T10:16:00.000-04:002012-04-24T10:16:09.796-04:00Therese RaquinTherese Raquin (1953)
Writer: Emile Zola (novel), Marcel Carne & Charles Spaak (film adaptation)
Director: Marcel Carne
Starring: Simone Signoret, Raf Vallone
Synopsis
a bored wife with a snivelly husband and a nagging, horrible, mother-in-law has an affair with a truck driver for her husband's company. they conspire on how to be together. the husband is thrown from a train. MOster and the Womanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00481641611930529596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2100683869830636557.post-5969858688317961532012-04-24T10:08:00.000-04:002012-04-24T10:08:52.864-04:00Red Cliff
Red Cliff (2008)
Written by John Woo, Khan Chan, Cheng Kuo, Heyu Sheng, Guanzhong Luo (book)
Directed by John Woo
Starring Tony Leung, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Fengyi Zhang, Special appearance by Mila Teves dressed as an old chinamen
Synopsis
History-approximating story of two factions battling for independence and dominance in China a few hundred years ago
The Woman
i enjoyed our MOsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13403950501340931971noreply@blogger.com0